**Concerns Rise in Kenya Over Potential End of US Duty-Free Trade Deal and Trump’s Tariffs: Local Farmers Stockpile Avocados and Worry About Their Future**
In a shocking turn of events, Kenyan farmers are reportedly stockpiling avocados and other produce in response to the potential end of the US duty-free trade deal, which has left them feeling as vulnerable as a giraffe in a lion’s den. The looming threat of Trump’s tariffs has sent shockwaves through the agricultural community, prompting farmers to declare a state of “Avocado Emergency.”
Local farmer and self-proclaimed avocado whisperer, Juma “Guac” Mwangi, expressed his concerns: “If Trump slaps tariffs on our avocados, I might have to start selling my prized guacamole for the price of a small car. I can’t have my avocados becoming more expensive than a first-class ticket to Mars!”
Meanwhile, the Kenyan government is scrambling to find solutions, with Agriculture Minister Wanjiru “The Avocado Queen” Karanja suggesting a new initiative: “We’re considering a trade deal with Mars. They have a lot of space and no tariffs. Plus, I hear their avocados are out of this world!”
In a bizarre twist, a group of Kenyan farmers has also started a petition to rename avocados to “Trumpados,” hoping that the name change will confuse the former president into lifting the tariffs. “If he thinks he’s taxing something else, maybe he’ll leave our avocados alone,” said local activist and avocado enthusiast, “Crazy” Karanja.
As the situation unfolds, one thing is clear: if the tariffs go through, the only thing that will be flying off the shelves faster than avocados will be the farmers’ dreams of a duty-free future. In the meantime, they’re just hoping that Trump doesn’t discover the joys of guacamole—because if he does, we might all be in trouble!
