**Republican Calls for DOJ Investigation into Biden’s Mental Fitness Claims: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and chuckling, a group of Republican lawmakers has officially called for a Department of Justice investigation into President Biden’s mental fitness. The announcement came during a press conference where Senator Chuck “Not the Cheese” McMuffin declared, “We need to know if he’s fit to run the country or just fit to run a bingo night at the local retirement home!”
The GOP’s concerns were sparked after President Biden mistakenly referred to the White House as “the big house on the hill” during a speech, prompting Senator McMuffin to quip, “If he thinks he’s living in a mansion, we might need to check his real estate license too!”
In a bizarre twist, the investigation will reportedly include a series of tests, including a game of charades and a round of “Guess That Celebrity.” “If he can’t identify who’s in the latest Marvel movie, we might have a problem,” said Representative Linda “The Brain” Boggle, who is leading the charge. “I mean, if he thinks Iron Man is a new fitness program, we’re in trouble!”
Meanwhile, Biden’s team has responded with a statement that read, “We’re not worried. Joe can still name all the states in alphabetical order, and he can even do it while riding a unicycle!”
As the investigation unfolds, the nation waits with bated breath—and a healthy dose of popcorn—to see if the results will be as entertaining as the circus that is American politics. Stay tuned for updates, and remember: if you can’t laugh at your leaders, you might just cry!
