**Trump and Ramaphosa Meet to Strengthen US-South Africa Relations: A Comedy of Errors**
In a historic meeting that could only be described as a “bizarre buddy cop movie,” former President Donald Trump and South African President Cyril Ramaphosa convened this week to strengthen US-South Africa relations. The two leaders, both known for their unique styles of diplomacy (or lack thereof), met at a golf course in Mar-a-Lago, where they reportedly discussed everything from trade agreements to the best way to grill a boerewors.
“Cyril and I are like two peas in a pod,” Trump declared, while attempting to balance a golf club on his head. “He’s got the whole ‘African leader’ thing down, and I’ve got the ‘I’m the best at everything’ thing down. Together, we’re unstoppable!”
Ramaphosa, who was seen trying to figure out how to use Trump’s golf cart, responded, “I came here to discuss serious matters, but I must admit, I’m a little distracted by the sheer amount of gold in this place. Is this what America calls ‘infrastructure’?”
The meeting took a turn for the absurd when Trump suggested they create a new reality show called “The Apprentice: International Edition,” where world leaders compete to see who can build the best wall. “I’m telling you, it’ll be huge!” he exclaimed, while Ramaphosa nodded politely, wondering if he could sneak out for a biltong snack.
As the day progressed, the two leaders found common ground in their love for fast food. “I told Cyril about my favorite burger joint, and he said he’d never had a burger before,” Trump said, visibly shocked. “I mean, how do you run a country without burgers?”
In a final attempt to solidify their partnership, they agreed to host a joint press conference, which quickly devolved into a game of rock-paper-scissors to determine who would take the first question. “I won, but I let him have it anyway,” Trump said, winking at the cameras. “I’m a nice guy like that.”
As the meeting concluded, both leaders left with a renewed sense of camaraderie and a shared understanding that sometimes, the best way to strengthen international relations is over a plate of greasy fries and a round of golf. “We may not solve the world’s problems,” Ramaphosa quipped, “but at least we’ll have a good laugh trying!”
