**California Democratic Candidate Claims Harris and Becerra Concealed Biden’s Mental Decline: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking revelation that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, California Democratic candidate, Chuck “The Truth” McGuffin, has boldly claimed that Vice President Kamala Harris and Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra have been hiding President Biden’s mental decline like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party.
“Let’s be real,” McGuffin declared at a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable avocado. “They’ve been playing a game of ‘Where’s Joe?’ for months! I mean, I thought I was the only one who could pull off a good disappearing act, but these two have taken it to a whole new level!”
According to McGuffin, the duo has been using “advanced techniques” to keep Biden’s mental state under wraps. “I heard they’ve been feeding him a steady diet of crossword puzzles and reruns of ‘The Golden Girls’ to keep him sharp,” he quipped. “But let’s face it, even Dorothy Zbornak would struggle to keep up with the current political climate!”
In a bizarre twist, McGuffin claimed that Harris and Becerra have been using a “Biden Decoy” — a life-sized cardboard cutout of the President that occasionally waves at passing cars. “I saw it at a rally last week! It was waving like it was auditioning for a role in a bad rom-com,” he said, shaking his head in disbelief.
When asked for a response, Harris simply smiled and said, “I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a cardboard Joe. But if you see him at the grocery store, tell him I need more avocados!” Meanwhile, Becerra was last seen trying to convince a group of squirrels that he was, in fact, the President.
As the political circus continues, one thing is clear: in the world of California politics, the only thing more unpredictable than Biden’s mental state is Chuck McGuffin’s next press conference. Stay tuned for more updates, and remember, folks, if you see a cardboard cutout of the President, it might just be the most coherent thing in the room!
