**Walker Buehler Ejected After Heated Exchange with Umpire: “I Thought He Was My Uber Driver!”**
In a shocking turn of events during last night’s game, Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Walker Buehler was ejected after a heated exchange with home plate umpire, Chuck “The Unmovable Object” Johnson. The incident occurred in the fifth inning when Buehler, clearly frustrated with a series of questionable calls, decided to express his feelings in a manner that can only be described as “enthusiastically theatrical.”
Witnesses reported that Buehler approached Johnson, gesturing wildly as if he were auditioning for a role in a Shakespearean tragedy. “I thought he was my Uber driver!” Buehler exclaimed after the game. “I was just trying to get him to take me to the strike zone!”
Johnson, known for his unwavering commitment to the art of bad calls, reportedly responded with, “I’m not your driver, kid! I’m the one who decides if you’re going to the Hall of Fame or the Hall of Shame!” The exchange escalated quickly, with Buehler insisting that he was merely trying to “navigate the traffic of the strike zone.”
Fans in the stands were treated to a spectacle, with one spectator shouting, “Hey Walker, just ask him for a five-star rating!” Meanwhile, Johnson was overheard muttering, “I’m not here to be your GPS, I’m here to ruin your day!”
As Buehler was escorted off the field, he threw his cap in the air, which landed perfectly on the head of a hot dog vendor, who later claimed it was the best tip he’d received all season. “I’m just glad I didn’t get ejected too,” the vendor quipped. “I still have to pay for my kid’s college!”
In the aftermath, Buehler has vowed to take up interpretive dance as a means of communication with umpires. “Next time, I’ll just moonwalk my way through the strike zone,” he declared, leaving fans wondering if they should bring popcorn or a dance mat to the next game.
