**Marjorie Taylor Greene Introduces Legislation to Penalize Gender Transition Procedures for Minors: “Because Kids Can’t Even Decide What to Have for Lunch!”**
In a bold move that has left the nation scratching its collective head, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has introduced legislation aimed at penalizing gender transition procedures for minors. Greene, known for her unique brand of logic that often resembles a game of Twister played by a raccoon, stated, “If kids can’t even decide what to have for lunch without calling their parents, how can they decide to change their gender?”
The proposed bill, humorously dubbed the “No More Lunchables for You” Act, aims to impose hefty fines on doctors who dare to assist minors in gender transition. Greene elaborated, “I mean, what’s next? Are we going to let kids choose their own bedtime? This is America, not a sleepover party!”
In a press conference that felt more like a circus than a legislative event, Greene was flanked by a group of supporters holding signs that read, “Keep the Lunchables, Lose the Libs!” and “No Gender Changes Before 5 PM!” One enthusiastic supporter, who identified himself as “Bobby the Baffled,” exclaimed, “I can’t even let my kid pick out their own socks! How can we trust them with something as serious as gender?”
Critics of the bill have pointed out that Greene’s understanding of gender identity is about as clear as a mud puddle. Dr. Ima Quack, a self-proclaimed expert in “everything,” commented, “This legislation is like trying to put a Band-Aid on a broken leg. It’s not just ineffective; it’s downright ridiculous!”
As the bill makes its way through Congress, Greene remains undeterred. “I’m just trying to protect our children from making decisions they might regret, like choosing pineapple on pizza,” she declared, as her supporters cheered in agreement.
In the end, it seems that Greene’s legislation is less about protecting minors and more about ensuring that no child ever has to face the terrifying prospect of making a decision without adult supervision—especially when it comes to their lunch choices.
