**Malaysian Migrant Workers Demand Unpaid Wages from Japanese Supplier: “We Thought ‘Sushi’ Meant ‘Salary’!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world scratching its head and laughing uncontrollably, a group of Malaysian migrant workers has taken to the streets to demand unpaid wages from a Japanese supplier. The workers, who were convinced that their hard work would be rewarded with sushi and sake, are now realizing that “sushi” does not, in fact, mean “salary.”
“I thought I was getting paid in rolls and sashimi,” said Ahmad “Sushi” Rahman, a 32-year-old worker who has been laboring tirelessly in a factory that produces high-tech chopsticks. “I even practiced my chopstick skills for the big payday! Turns out, I was just practicing for my next meal.”
The workers, who have dubbed themselves the “Sushi Salary Squad,” are now armed with placards reading “No Pay, No Play!” and “We Want Our Wasabi Wages!” They have also started a petition to change the factory’s name to “Sushi & Salary Co.” in hopes of attracting more attention to their plight.
“I thought I was going to be rich,” lamented 28-year-old Mei Ling, who had dreams of opening her own sushi restaurant. “Now I’m just trying to figure out how to make a living off of my Instagram account. #SushiDreams.”
In a bizarre twist, the Japanese supplier, Mr. Takashi “I’m Not Paying You” Yamamoto, responded to the demands with a statement that left everyone scratching their heads. “We thought they were just really enthusiastic about our product. I mean, who wouldn’t want to work for sushi?”
As the situation escalates, the Malaysian workers have vowed to continue their protest until they receive their hard-earned wages—or at least a lifetime supply of sushi. “If we can’t get paid, we might as well get fed!” said Rahman, as he waved a giant sushi roll like a flag of freedom.
In the meantime, the world watches with bated breath, waiting to see if the Sushi Salary Squad will get their just desserts—or just more sushi. Stay tuned for updates, and remember: always read the fine print before signing up for a job that sounds too good to be true!
