**Late-Season Nor’easter Disrupts Memorial Day Travel for Millions on the East Coast: “I Thought It Was Just a Bad Hair Day!”**
In a shocking turn of events, a late-season nor’easter has decided to crash the Memorial Day party on the East Coast, leaving millions of travelers wondering if they accidentally booked a trip to Antarctica instead of the beach. Meteorologists are baffled, with one expert, Dr. Sunny McCloud, stating, “It’s like Mother Nature looked at the calendar and said, ‘Oops, I forgot to turn off winter!’”
As families packed their cars with beach chairs and sunscreen, they were met with snowflakes and wind gusts strong enough to blow Aunt Edna’s wig off. “I thought it was just a bad hair day!” exclaimed local beachgoer Bob “Sunburn” Johnson, who was last seen trying to build a snowman in his flip-flops. “I mean, who doesn’t love a good snowball fight while grilling hot dogs?”
Airports across the East Coast reported delays and cancellations, with one traveler, Lisa “I Just Want to Get to the Beach” Thompson, lamenting, “I was ready to trade my parka for a bikini, but now I’m just trading my dreams for a cup of lukewarm coffee at Gate 12.”
Meanwhile, local businesses are cashing in on the chaos. “We’ve got a special on ‘Nor’easter Nachos’ and ‘Blizzard Burgers’,” said Frank “The Weather Wizard” McGee, owner of Frank’s Fast Food and Weather Emporium. “Nothing says summer like a side of frostbite with your fries!”
As the storm rages on, experts are urging travelers to stay indoors and binge-watch their favorite shows. “It’s safer than trying to navigate a snow-covered highway in a convertible,” Dr. McCloud added, while sipping hot cocoa and wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
So, if you’re stuck at home this Memorial Day, just remember: at least you’re not the only one who thought it was time for a beach day. And who knows? Maybe next year, the weather will finally get the memo that summer starts in June. Until then, stay warm and keep those flip-flops handy—just in case!
