**Contreras’ Late RBI Lifts Brewers Over Orioles, Extending Baltimore’s Losing Streak to Seven: A Comedy of Errors**
In a thrilling game that can only be described as a masterclass in how to lose spectacularly, the Milwaukee Brewers triumphed over the Baltimore Orioles, thanks to a late-game RBI from the ever-heroic William Contreras. This victory not only secured the Brewers a win but also extended the Orioles’ losing streak to a staggering seven games, prompting fans to wonder if they should just start selling “I Survived the Orioles’ 2023 Season” T-shirts.
Contreras, who is now being hailed as the “RBI Whisperer,” delivered the game-winning hit in the eighth inning, sending the ball soaring into the outfield like it was trying to escape the embarrassment of being associated with the Orioles. “I just wanted to help my team win,” said Contreras, who was later seen trying to console a distraught Oriole fan by offering them a slice of pizza. “I mean, who doesn’t love pizza?”
Meanwhile, Orioles manager Buck Showalter was seen pacing the dugout, muttering, “At this point, I’m just trying to figure out if we can get a refund on our season tickets.” When asked about the losing streak, he added, “I thought we were just practicing for the ‘Most Creative Ways to Lose’ competition. Turns out, we’re just really good at it.”
Fans in Baltimore are reportedly considering a new strategy: instead of attending games, they’re planning to host “Losing Streak Watch Parties” at local bars, complete with bingo cards featuring classic Orioles blunders. “Every time they strike out, we drink!” said local fan and self-proclaimed baseball expert, Chuck “The Oracle” McGee. “At this rate, I’ll be blackout drunk by the end of the season!”
As the Brewers celebrated their victory, the Orioles were left to ponder their next move. Rumor has it they’re considering hiring a psychic to help them predict when they might actually win a game. “I just want to know if we’ll ever win again,” said one hopeful fan, clutching a foam finger like it was a life preserver. “Or if I should just start knitting a ‘We’re Sorry’ blanket for the team.”
In the end, Contreras’ late RBI not only lifted the Brewers but also provided a much-needed dose of humor for Orioles fans, who are now left wondering if they should just embrace the chaos. After all, laughter is the best medicine—unless you’re an Orioles fan, in which case, it might just be a stiff drink.
