**Trump Immigration Advisor Takes Aim at Criminals Exploiting Unaccompanied Minors Under Biden Administration: “We’re Not Just Building Walls, We’re Building Character!”**
In a bold move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rolling on the floor, former Trump immigration advisor, Chuck “The Wall” McBrick, has announced a new initiative aimed at tackling the “serious issue” of criminals exploiting unaccompanied minors under the Biden administration. “We’re not just building walls, we’re building character!” McBrick declared at a press conference held in front of a giant inflatable wall shaped like a taco.
McBrick, who once suggested that the best way to handle immigration was to train squirrels to guard the border, now claims that the Biden administration’s approach has turned the situation into a “real-life episode of ‘Survivor: Border Edition.’” He added, “If we don’t act fast, these kids might end up in a reality show where they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast a bunch of criminals. And let’s be honest, nobody wants to see that!”
In a shocking twist, McBrick proposed a new program called “Operation: Kidnap the Kidnappers,” which involves training unaccompanied minors in self-defense techniques, including the ancient art of “Squirrel-Fu.” “We’re going to teach these kids how to throw acorns at their captors,” he explained. “It’s all about empowerment!”
Critics, including renowned child psychologist Dr. Ima Quack, have raised eyebrows at McBrick’s plan. “This is like giving a kid a slingshot and telling them to take on a bear,” she said. “It’s not just irresponsible; it’s downright ludicrous!”
Meanwhile, McBrick remains undeterred. “We’re going to make America safe again, one acorn at a time!” he proclaimed, as he donned a cape made entirely of American flags and began to practice his squirrel-fighting moves.
As the nation watches this bizarre saga unfold, one thing is clear: when it comes to immigration policy, McBrick is determined to make it as entertaining as possible—whether we like it or not!
