**US Initiates First Voluntary Deportation, Returning 68 Migrants to Honduras and Colombia: A New Trend in Travel!**
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world scratching its head and laughing uncontrollably, the United States has officially initiated its first-ever voluntary deportation program, sending 68 migrants back to Honduras and Colombia. The program, dubbed “Operation: You’re Free to Go!” has been met with mixed reviews, primarily from the migrants who were just trying to enjoy a nice taco Tuesday.
“I thought I was signing up for a free trip to Disneyland,” said Juan “Not That Juan” Rodriguez, who was among the first to board the flight. “Turns out, I’m just going back to the land of my birth. Thanks, Uncle Sam!”
The program was announced by Secretary of State Blah Blah Blah, who stated, “We believe in giving people options. Like a buffet, but instead of food, it’s a one-way ticket home!” When asked about the logistics, Blah Blah Blah added, “We just thought, why not? It’s like a reverse vacation!”
The migrants were reportedly thrilled to receive complimentary “I Love Honduras” t-shirts and a lifetime supply of beans as part of their farewell package. “I was hoping for a beach resort, but I guess beans are cool too,” said Maria “I’m Not Going Back” Gonzalez, who was last seen trying to negotiate a stay in the U.S. by offering to cook tacos for the border patrol.
Critics of the program have been quick to point out that it’s not exactly a vacation package. “It’s like being told you’ve won a cruise, only to find out it’s a rowboat back to shore,” said activist and part-time comedian, Chuck “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” Johnson. “But hey, at least they got a free ride!”
As the 68 migrants boarded their flight, they were greeted with a rousing rendition of “Don’t Stop Believin’” by the flight crew, who were clearly having more fun than anyone else involved. “We’re just here to make sure everyone has a good time, even if it’s a one-way ticket to reality,” said flight attendant Lisa “I Need a Raise” Smith.
So, if you’re looking for a new travel experience that’s both thrilling and completely unexpected, consider signing up for the next round of Operation: You’re Free to Go! Just remember to pack your beans and your sense of humor. After all, who needs a vacation when you can have a surprise homecoming?
