**Bryan Norcross: Anticipating the Start of Eastern Pacific Hurricane Season with a Side of Humor**
As the Eastern Pacific hurricane season approaches, meteorologist Bryan Norcross has taken it upon himself to prepare the masses for the impending chaos. Known for his uncanny ability to predict storms and his even more uncanny ability to make dad jokes, Norcross is ready to face the winds of change—literally.
“Every year, I tell people to stock up on water, batteries, and snacks,” Norcross said while munching on a hurricane-sized bag of chips. “But this year, I’m adding a new item to the list: a sense of humor. Because if you can’t laugh at a category 5 storm, what can you laugh at?”
Local resident and self-proclaimed “Hurricane Whisperer,” Betty Lou Pickles, expressed her excitement. “I’ve been waiting all year for hurricane season! It’s like Christmas, but with more wind and less eggnog. I even have a hurricane party planned. We’ll be serving ‘Hurricane Margaritas’—they’re just regular margaritas, but with a lot more salt and a splash of panic!”
Norcross, who has been dubbed the “Storm King” by his fans (and “that guy who talks too much about the weather” by his family), is also preparing for the season by practicing his dramatic storm warnings. “I’m working on my ‘serious face,’” he said, demonstrating a look that could only be described as a mix between a concerned cat and a confused potato. “It’s all about the theatrics!”
As the countdown to hurricane season begins, Norcross reminds everyone to stay safe, stay informed, and most importantly, stay entertained. “Remember,” he quipped, “if you can’t outrun the storm, at least make sure you have a good Wi-Fi connection for streaming your favorite disaster movies!”
So, as we brace ourselves for the winds of change, let’s take a page from Bryan Norcross’s book: stock up on supplies, keep your sense of humor handy, and remember that laughter is the best way to weather any storm—unless, of course, it’s a hurricane. In that case, you might want to grab a life jacket instead.
