**Michigan’s 24-Hour Abortion Waiting Period Struck Down by Judge: “Finally, I Can Get My Taco Bell Fix!”**
In a landmark decision that has left many scratching their heads and others reaching for their celebratory nachos, a Michigan judge has struck down the state’s 24-hour waiting period for abortions. The ruling has been met with cheers, tears, and a few confused looks from those who thought it was about waiting for a table at a trendy restaurant.
Judge Betty “I’m Not Waiting for Anything” McFadden declared the waiting period unconstitutional, stating, “Women shouldn’t have to wait a whole day to make a decision about their bodies. I mean, I can’t even wait 24 hours for Taco Bell after a night out!”
Local resident and self-proclaimed “abortion expert” Bob “I Googled It” Johnson expressed his relief, saying, “Finally! I can get this done without having to binge-watch an entire season of ‘The Office’ first. I mean, who has that kind of time?”
Meanwhile, pro-choice activists celebrated the ruling by throwing a “No More Waiting” party, complete with piñatas shaped like clocks and a DJ who only played songs about freedom. “We’re just so excited! We can finally stop pretending to care about the waiting period and focus on the real issues, like why my avocado toast costs $12!” exclaimed activist Sarah “I’m Still Hungry” Thompson.
In a surprising twist, the judge’s decision has also sparked a new trend in Michigan: the “24-Hour Abortion Challenge,” where participants attempt to complete a series of ridiculous tasks in under 24 hours, including eating an entire pizza, binge-watching a reality show, and, of course, making a life-altering decision about their reproductive health.
As the dust settles on this monumental ruling, one thing is clear: in Michigan, waiting is officially out, and getting things done is in. And if you’re still waiting for your nachos, well, that’s just on you.
