**Antiviral Drug on the Market May Help Prevent Alzheimer’s Disease: Experts Recommend Taking It with a Side of Garlic Bread**
In a groundbreaking revelation that has left scientists scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists high-fiving, a new antiviral drug has been found to potentially prevent Alzheimer’s disease. The drug, originally designed to combat the common cold, is now being marketed as a “two-for-one special” for your brain and your sinuses.
Dr. Ima Genius, a leading researcher at the Institute of Obvious Discoveries, stated, “We were just trying to stop people from sneezing on each other, but then we realized, ‘Hey, why not throw in a little brain protection while we’re at it?’” Genius went on to explain that the drug works by confusing the brain into thinking it’s still in its twenties, which is why users have reported an overwhelming urge to dance like no one’s watching and binge-watch reality TV shows.
Meanwhile, local resident and self-proclaimed “health guru” Bob “The Brain” McNugget has taken it upon himself to promote the drug with a new slogan: “Forget about your memory, just remember to take your pills!” McNugget claims he’s been taking the drug with a side of garlic bread, which he insists is the “secret ingredient” to keeping his memories intact. “I can’t remember where I parked my car, but I can tell you every single episode of ‘Friends’,” he boasted.
Critics, however, are skeptical. “This is just another ploy by Big Pharma to sell us more pills,” said Dr. Ima Skeptic, who also happens to be a part-time magician. “Next, they’ll be telling us that chocolate cake can cure heartbreak.”
As the world waits with bated breath for more research, one thing is clear: if you can’t remember where you left your keys, at least you can remember to take your antiviral with a slice of pizza. After all, who needs memories when you have carbs?
