**Photo Group Halts Attribution of Iconic Vietnam Image Amid Doubts: “We’re Just Not Sure Anymore”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left historians scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists dancing in the streets, the International Society of Iconic Images (ISII) has announced it will halt the attribution of the legendary Vietnam War photograph known as “Napalm Girl.” The decision comes after a rigorous investigation revealed that the image may not have been taken by the photographer it’s been credited to for decades.
“We’ve been looking into this for a while,” said ISII spokesperson, Bob “The Doubter” McGee. “And honestly, we’re just not sure anymore. It could have been taken by anyone! Maybe even a squirrel with a camera. Who knows?”
The photograph, which depicts a young girl running from a napalm attack, has been a symbol of the horrors of war since its release. But now, the ISII is considering a new attribution: “Girl Who Was Really Just Trying to Get to the Ice Cream Truck.”
Local historian and amateur conspiracy theorist, Linda “The Truth” Thompson, weighed in on the controversy. “I always thought it was taken by a guy named Dave. You know, Dave from the bar? He’s got a great eye for photography, especially when he’s had a few too many. But now? Who knows? Maybe it was taken by an alien!”
In a bizarre twist, the ISII is now encouraging the public to submit their own theories about the photo’s origins. “We’re thinking of launching a contest,” McGee added. “Best theory wins a lifetime supply of instant ramen and a signed copy of ‘How to Take Iconic Photos with Your Phone’ by celebrity photographer, Kim Kardashian.”
As the world waits for clarity, one thing is certain: the only thing more confusing than the attribution of this iconic image is the fact that we still can’t figure out how to pronounce ‘napalm’ correctly.
