**Colombia Aims to Join China-Led Development Bank Amidst Latin America’s Shift from Washington: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking twist that has left Washington scratching its head and Colombia’s coffee farmers giggling, Colombia has announced its intention to join the China-led Development Bank. This move comes as Latin America collectively decides that the only thing better than a good old-fashioned U.S. dollar is a shiny new yuan.
“Why settle for a cup of Joe when you can have a whole pot of Cha?” quipped Colombian President Gustavo Petro, while sipping what appeared to be a suspiciously green tea. “We’re just trying to diversify our portfolio. Plus, have you seen the interest rates on those loans? They’re practically giving it away! I mean, who doesn’t want to be in debt to a country that has a Great Wall?”
Meanwhile, in Washington, officials are reportedly “deeply concerned” about Colombia’s decision. “We thought we had a solid relationship,” said U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken, while trying to balance a plate of nachos on his lap. “But I guess they prefer their development with a side of dumplings.”
Local economist and self-proclaimed fortune teller, Juan “The Oracle” Rodriguez, weighed in on the situation. “This is like choosing between a taco and a dim sum. Both are delicious, but one comes with a side of geopolitical tension,” he said, while consulting his crystal ball, which suspiciously looked like a disco ball.
As Colombia prepares to join the ranks of countries like Venezuela and Brazil in the China Development Bank, the nation is also considering a new national motto: “Why not both?”
In the meantime, Colombian citizens are just hoping that their new financial overlords will at least throw in some free dumplings with their loans. After all, if you’re going to be in debt, you might as well enjoy the ride!
