**Heartfelt Tribute: John Elway’s Late Agent’s Son Remembers His Father**
In a touching yet hilariously awkward tribute, the son of John Elway’s late agent, Bob “The Negotiator” McGillicuddy, took to social media to share his fond memories of his father, who passed away last month after a tragic incident involving a rogue golf cart and a very confused llama.
“Dad always said, ‘Life is like a game of football: sometimes you get tackled, sometimes you tackle the buffet,’” said 32-year-old Timmy McGillicuddy, who is currently pursuing a career as a professional llama whisperer. “He taught me that negotiating is key, especially when it comes to getting the last slice of pizza at family gatherings.”
Timmy recounted how his father once negotiated a $10 million contract for Elway while simultaneously convincing the pizza delivery guy to throw in free breadsticks. “I still don’t know how he did it,” Timmy mused. “I mean, who knew that John Elway was such a fan of garlic knots?”
In a bizarre twist, Timmy revealed that his father had a secret stash of “negotiation snacks” hidden in the basement, which included expired gummy bears and a collection of old sports magazines. “He always said, ‘You can’t negotiate on an empty stomach,’” Timmy recalled, chuckling. “I think that’s why he never got a deal done after 3 PM.”
As the tribute continued, Timmy shared his father’s last words, which were reportedly, “If I don’t make it, tell John I’m still waiting for that Super Bowl ring.” He then added, “And also, I’d like a lifetime supply of nachos.”
In a final act of remembrance, Timmy plans to host a “Negotiation Olympics” in his father’s honor, where participants will compete in events like “Best Pizza Deal” and “Fastest Llama Negotiation.” “It’s what Dad would have wanted,” he said, while trying to convince a llama to wear a tiny football helmet.
As the world remembers Bob McGillicuddy, one thing is clear: he may be gone, but his legendary negotiation skills—and questionable snack choices—will live on forever.
