**Trump Signs Bill Making ‘Revenge Porn’ a Federal Crime with First Lady’s Support: A New Era of Privacy!**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and meme-makers rejoicing, President Donald Trump has officially signed a bill making “revenge porn” a federal crime. The bill, dubbed the “No More Naked Nonsense Act,” was reportedly inspired by a late-night Twitter scroll where Trump stumbled upon a particularly scandalous photo of himself from the 80s.
First Lady Melania Trump, who was last seen in the White House garden trying to grow a “no drama” plant, expressed her enthusiastic support for the bill. “I think it is very important to protect the privacy of everyone, especially when it comes to… how do you say… unflattering angles,” she said, while adjusting her sunglasses and sipping a green smoothie that suspiciously resembled swamp water.
The bill passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer stating, “If we can agree on anything, it’s that no one should have to see their ex’s questionable decisions from the past. I mean, have you seen my high school yearbook photo?”
In a surprising twist, the bill also includes a provision that allows anyone who has been a victim of revenge porn to send a cease-and-desist letter to their ex, which must be delivered via a singing telegram. “Nothing says ‘I’m serious’ like a guy in a chicken suit belting out ‘I Will Survive,'” quipped Senator Lindsey Graham, who was last seen practicing his own rendition.
As the nation celebrates this new legislation, many are left wondering: will this lead to a new wave of privacy in the digital age, or just a surge in awkward family reunions? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure—Trump’s next campaign slogan might just be “Make America Private Again!”
