**Scott Adams Announces Prostate Cancer Diagnosis: “I Always Knew My Humor Would Be a Pain in the Ass!”**
In a shocking twist that even the most cynical of Dilbert fans couldn’t have predicted, Scott Adams, the mastermind behind the beloved comic strip, has announced his prostate cancer diagnosis. In a press conference that felt more like a stand-up routine gone awry, Adams quipped, “I always knew my humor would be a pain in the ass, but I didn’t think it would be this literal!”
Adams, who has been drawing office life’s absurdities for over three decades, revealed that his prognosis is “limited time,” which he clarified means “I might have to start drawing Dilbert in a hospital gown.” He added, “I’m just glad I won’t have to deal with any more corporate meetings. I mean, who wants to discuss synergy when you can discuss your own internal organs?”
In a bizarre twist, fellow cartoonist Gary Larson, known for “The Far Side,” offered his support by sending Adams a “Get Well Soon” card featuring a cow in a hospital bed. Larson commented, “I thought it was funny until I realized it was a moo-ving experience.”
Meanwhile, Adams’ fans have taken to social media to express their support, with one user, @ProstatePal, tweeting, “If anyone can turn cancer into a punchline, it’s Scott! Just remember, laughter is the best medicine—unless you’re in a hospital, then it’s probably morphine.”
As Adams navigates this new chapter, he remains optimistic. “If I can survive the corporate world, I can survive anything—even a prostate exam!” he declared, before adding, “But seriously, if anyone has tips on how to avoid those, I’m all ears… and other body parts.”
In the end, Adams’ diagnosis has not only brought attention to prostate health but also reminded us all that life, much like a Dilbert comic, can be absurdly unpredictable. So, here’s to Scott Adams—may his humor continue to shine brighter than his hospital gown!
