In a surprising turn of events, the CDC has announced that access to the RSV vaccine will now be expanded to some people in their 50s. This decision has left many scratching their heads and wondering, “RSV? Isn’t that something babies get?”
But fear not, dear readers, for we have the inside scoop on this wild development. According to Dr. Fauci’s distant cousin twice removed, Dr. Munchi Fauci, this decision was made in an effort to “spread the love” and give older folks a taste of the vaccine action.
When asked about the reasoning behind the expansion, Dr. Munchi Fauci simply replied, “Why not? It’s like giving your grandma a skateboard – unexpected but totally rad.”
The news has sparked a frenzy among the 50-something crowd, with fake names like Karen McComplainerson and Bob McSnarkyson clamoring to get their hands on the vaccine. “I never thought I’d be so excited about getting jabbed in the arm,” said Karen McComplainerson. “But hey, if it means I can avoid getting sick, sign me up!”
Bob McSnarkyson added, “I’ve been feeling left out ever since my grandkids got their shots. Now it’s my turn to join the vaccinated club and show off my immunity badge with pride.”
Despite the initial confusion and skepticism, it seems like the RSV vaccine expansion is here to stay. So if you’re in your 50s and looking for a new way to spice up your vaccine collection, look no further than the nearest CDC website. Who knows, maybe next they’ll start offering flu shots to pets – stranger things have happened in 2021!
