Hockey Bros Get Permission to Skip Work for Olympics, Bosses Pissed

In a groundbreaking move that has left hockey fans in a frenzy, it has been announced that NHL players will be allowed to participate in the 2026 Milano Cortina Olympics after a deal was finally reached by the hockey governing bodies. This news has sent shockwaves through the hockey world, with players and fans alike rejoicing at the prospect of seeing their favorite superstars compete on the world stage once again.

One of the most vocal proponents of this decision was none other than superstar player, Sidney Crosby, who exclaimed, “I can’t wait to represent my country in the Olympics once again! It’s a dream come true for all of us players.” When asked about his thoughts on the deal, fake player Bob McHockey chimed in with, “I was getting tired of playing beer league hockey, so this is a welcome change of pace for me.”

The excitement doesn’t stop there, as fake player Sally Slapshot added, “I’ve been training for this moment my whole life. I can’t wait to show the world what I’m made of!” Even fake player Johnny Puckster got in on the action, stating, “I never thought I’d see the day when NHL players would be allowed to play in the Olympics again. This is truly a historic moment.”

Of course, not everyone is thrilled about the news. Fake player Bobby Benchwarmer lamented, “I was really looking forward to sitting on the bench and watching the games from the sidelines. Now I’ll actually have to start practicing again!”

With the deal finalized and the stage set for an epic showdown in Milano Cortina, hockey fans around the world are eagerly anticipating the start of the games. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just a casual observer, one thing is for certain – the 2026 Olympics are sure to be a spectacle like no other. So mark your calendars, folks, because the NHL players are back and ready to take on the world!

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