WASHINGTON D.C. – In a bizarre turn of events, a group of Democratic doctors who were set to protest against President Trump’s ‘beautiful bill’ were thwarted by an unexpected flood of US Capitol tourists.
The doctors, led by Dr. Samantha Smith, had planned to gather outside the Capitol building to voice their concerns about Trump’s healthcare policies. However, their protest was quickly overshadowed by the influx of tourists who had come to see the historic building.
“We were all set to make a powerful statement against this disastrous bill, but then suddenly we were surrounded by selfie sticks and fanny packs,” Dr. Smith lamented. “It was like trying to perform surgery in the middle of a theme park.”
The tourists, oblivious to the doctors’ protest, seemed more interested in taking pictures of the Capitol’s iconic dome than in engaging with the healthcare debate.
“We were trying to chant ‘Healthcare for all!’ but it just got drowned out by cries of ‘Look, honey, it’s the Washington Monument!'” Dr. Smith added.
The doctors attempted to regroup and relocate to a quieter spot, but their efforts were in vain. As they moved to a nearby park, they found themselves surrounded by a group of enthusiastic school children on a field trip.
“We tried to explain to the kids why healthcare is so important, but they were more interested in asking us if we had any lollipops,” Dr. Smith said with a sigh.
Despite the chaos, the doctors remained determined to have their voices heard. They plan to regroup and try again in the coming days, this time with a more strategic approach.
“We won’t be deterred by a bunch of camera-toting tourists,” Dr. Smith declared. “We will continue to fight for affordable healthcare for all Americans, no matter how many ice cream cones we have to dodge in the process.”
As the doctors regroup and strategize their next move, one thing is for certain – they won’t let a flood of tourists stand in the way of their mission to protest against Trump’s ‘beautiful bill’. Stay tuned for more updates on this unfolding saga.
