In a shocking turn of events, Australian airline Qantas has revealed that customer data was stolen by a notorious cybercriminal. The cybercriminal, who goes by the name of “Captain Hack,” managed to breach Qantas’ security systems and make off with sensitive information.
In a statement released by Qantas, CEO Alan Joyce expressed his regret over the incident, stating, “We deeply apologize to our customers for this breach of security. Rest assured, we are working tirelessly to ensure that Captain Hack is brought to justice.”
When asked for comment, Captain Hack responded with a cheeky grin, saying, “I just couldn’t resist the temptation to fly high with Qantas’ data. It was like taking candy from a baby.”
The stolen data reportedly includes passengers’ names, contact information, and even frequent flyer points. One passenger, who wished to remain anonymous, expressed their frustration, stating, “I can’t believe Captain Hack stole my frequent flyer points! Now I’ll never get that free upgrade to first class.”
In a bizarre twist, Captain Hack has since reached out to Qantas with a demand for a ransom in exchange for returning the stolen data. In a letter addressed to Alan Joyce, Captain Hack wrote, “I’ll give you back the data, but only if you promise to give me unlimited free flights for life. Deal?”
As the saga unfolds, Qantas is working closely with authorities to track down Captain Hack and retrieve the stolen data. In the meantime, passengers are advised to remain vigilant and monitor their accounts for any suspicious activity.
In the world of cybercrime, it seems even the skies are not safe from prying eyes. Let this serve as a reminder to always protect your data and beware of Captain Hack and his mischievous antics. Fly safe, folks!
