In a shocking turn of events at Edgbaston, England decided to make India bat first in their latest test match. Little did they know that this decision would backfire in the most epic way possible.
As the Indian team took to the field, captain Virat Kohli was seen shaking his head in disbelief. “I can’t believe they actually made us bat first. This is going to be a walk in the park for us,” he said sarcastically.
But it was young gun Shubman Gill who stole the show with an outstanding century, leading India to a mammoth total of 500 runs. When asked about his performance, Gill simply shrugged and said, “I guess I just got lucky today. Maybe England should think twice before making us bat first next time.”
But the real hero of the day was none other than Prithvi Shaw, who smashed a record-breaking 200 runs in just 30 overs. When asked about his incredible feat, Shaw replied with a wink, “I guess all those extra batting practice sessions paid off. Maybe England should consider making us bat first more often.”
With England struggling to keep up with the run rate, it was Rishabh Pant who put the final nail in the coffin with a quick-fire 50 runs in just 10 overs. As he walked off the field, Pant quipped, “I hope England enjoyed watching us bat first. Maybe next time they’ll think twice before underestimating us.”
In the end, India emerged victorious with a massive lead of 300 runs, leaving England scratching their heads in disbelief. Captain Joe Root could only shake his head and mutter, “Well, that didn’t go as planned.”
So the next time England faces off against India, maybe they’ll think twice before making them bat first. Because as they say, revenge is a dish best served in the form of a record-breaking batting performance.
