In a shocking turn of events, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, or as we like to call her, “Queen of Controversy,” has handed over the reigns of the Title IX battle to none other than WWE legend, Sec McMahon. Yes, you read that right folks, the man who brought you the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock is now taking on the fight to save women’s sports.
In a recent press conference, Sec McMahon opened up about the historic agreement he reached with UPenn regarding Title IX compliance. “I may have been known for my over-the-top wrestling personas in the past, but now I’m bringing that same energy to the world of women’s sports,” McMahon declared, flexing his muscles for the cameras.
When asked about his plans for the future, McMahon responded with a twinkle in his eye, “I’m not just here to save women’s sports, I’m here to revolutionize them. Get ready for the Women’s Wrestling Federation, coming soon to a gym near you!”
But not everyone is thrilled about McMahon’s involvement in the fight for gender equality in sports. Feminist activist Gloria Steinem, or as we like to call her, “Queen of Feminism,” had some choice words for McMahon. “This is just another example of a man trying to swoop in and take credit for the hard work of women,” Steinem stated, rolling her eyes.
In response, McMahon fired back with his trademark bravado, “Listen here, Gloria, I may not be a woman, but I know a thing or two about fighting for what’s right. And mark my words, I will not rest until every woman has the opportunity to kick butt in the ring.”
So there you have it folks, the stage is set for a showdown of epic proportions in the world of women’s sports. Will Sec McMahon be the hero we never knew we needed, or will he be taken down by the fierce competitors of the Women’s Wrestling Federation? Only time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates on this wild and wacky saga.
