In a shocking turn of events, the federal climate website has mysteriously gone dark just as the Trump administration promises a policy reset. Coincidence? We think not.
According to sources within the administration, the website was taken down for maintenance and updates. However, critics are calling foul play, suggesting that the Trump administration is trying to sweep their climate change denial under the rug.
In a press conference, White House spokesperson Sarah McFakeNews tried to downplay the situation, stating, “The website is simply undergoing routine maintenance. There is no conspiracy here, folks.”
But not everyone is convinced. Environmental activist Greta Thunberg chimed in, saying, “This is just another attempt by the Trump administration to silence the truth about climate change. It’s like they’re living in a fantasy world where facts don’t matter.”
In a bizarre twist, President Trump himself weighed in on the controversy, tweeting, “Fake news! The website is down because it’s being upgraded to include all the best climate change denial memes. Believe me, folks, it’s gonna be tremendous.”
Meanwhile, climate scientists are scrambling to find alternative ways to disseminate information to the public. Dr. Jane ClimateChangeIsReal told reporters, “It’s like we’re living in a dystopian novel where science is being suppressed. We need to find creative ways to get the truth out there, like carrier pigeons or smoke signals.”
As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the Trump administration’s stance on climate change remains as murky as ever. Will the federal climate website ever see the light of day again? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, we can only hope that the truth about climate change will prevail, despite the administration’s best efforts to keep it in the dark. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, right here at the number one source of satire news on the web.
