In a bizarre turn of events, a Florida teen has reportedly threatened to shoot up a local McDonald’s after his $5 order was messed up, according to police. The incident, which took place in the small town of Sunshineville, has left residents scratching their heads and craving more than just a Big Mac.
The teen, who has been identified as 17-year-old Timmy Thompson, allegedly became enraged when his order of a cheeseburger and small fries was missing from his bag. Witnesses say he stormed back into the restaurant, brandishing a toy gun and shouting obscenities at the terrified employees.
“I just wanted my cheeseburger, man! Is that too much to ask for?” Thompson reportedly yelled as he waved the plastic weapon in the air. “If I don’t get my food right now, I’m gonna make sure this place goes down in flames!”
Police were called to the scene and were able to apprehend Thompson before any shots were fired. He has since been charged with making terroristic threats and is currently being held on bail.
In a statement to the press, Sunshineville Police Chief, Officer Smith, expressed his shock at the incident. “I’ve seen a lot of crazy things in my time on the force, but this one takes the cake,” he said. “I mean, who gets this worked up over a cheeseburger? It’s not like it was a McRib or anything.”
Meanwhile, McDonald’s spokesperson, Ronald McFlurry, has issued a statement reassuring customers that incidents like these are rare and that they are taking steps to prevent similar situations in the future. “We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and are committed to providing a safe and enjoyable dining experience for all of our guests,” McFlurry said.
As for Thompson, he remains unrepentant and even defiant in the face of his actions. “I may have gone a little overboard, but I stand by my decision to stand up for what’s right,” he said in a jailhouse interview. “I won’t rest until every cheeseburger is served hot and fresh, just like it should be.”
Only time will tell if Thompson’s demands for burger perfection will be met, but one thing is for sure – the residents of Sunshineville won’t be looking at the Golden Arches the same way again.
