In a shocking turn of events, questions are swirling around the University of Pennsylvania’s handling of the Lia Thomas lawsuit after a bizarre agreement with the Trump administration over Title IX. Yes, you heard that right – the same Trump administration that couldn’t even spell “covfefe” correctly is somehow involved in a case about transgender athlete rights.
According to sources close to the situation, UPenn reached a settlement with the Trump administration that would allow Lia Thomas to compete in women’s swimming events, but only if she wears a MAGA hat during races. When asked for comment, former President Donald Trump reportedly said, “I love winners, folks. And Lia Thomas is a winner. Believe me, she’s the best swimmer, the best. Just tremendous. Make swimming great again!”
The agreement has left many scratching their heads, with one anonymous source stating, “I mean, I get that Title IX is important, but making Lia wear a MAGA hat seems a bit extreme. Can you imagine the tan lines?”
In response to the backlash, UPenn released a statement saying, “We believe in inclusivity and diversity, even if that means having to endure the sight of a swim cap with ‘Make America Great Again’ plastered across it. Go Quakers!”
However, not everyone is convinced by UPenn’s explanation. One student, who wished to remain anonymous, quipped, “I guess if Lia Thomas can swim with a MAGA hat, I can start wearing a Biden 2024 t-shirt to class. Fair is fair, right?”
As the controversy continues to unfold, one thing is for certain – the Lia Thomas lawsuit has become a hot topic of debate both on and off campus. And who knows, maybe next we’ll see Caitlyn Jenner joining the swim team in a bid to Make Swimming Great Again. Stay tuned for more updates on this wild saga!
