In a shocking turn of events, the Milwaukee Bucks have reportedly decided to waive All-Star Damian Lillard and instead agree to a deal with Myles Turner. The news has sent shockwaves throughout the NBA community, with fans and analysts alike scratching their heads at this bizarre decision.
When reached for comment, Bucks owner Herb Winklebottom was quoted as saying, “We just felt like it was time to move on from Damian. Plus, Myles Turner is a great guy. He brings a certain je ne sais quoi to the team that we just couldn’t pass up.” When asked if he was concerned about the backlash from fans, Winklebottom simply replied, “Eh, they’ll get over it.”
Lillard, who has been a cornerstone of the Bucks franchise for years, was reportedly blindsided by the news. In a statement released to the press, Lillard said, “I can’t believe they’re letting me go. I thought I was the face of the franchise! Guess I’ll have to find a new team to carry to the championship.”
Meanwhile, Myles Turner is said to be thrilled about the opportunity to join the Bucks. In an exclusive interview with our fake news outlet, Turner said, “I’m just excited to be a part of such a dynamic team. I can’t wait to show the world what I can do on the court…as long as they don’t waive me too, that is.”
As for the rest of the league, reactions have been mixed. Some are applauding the Bucks for their bold move, while others are questioning their sanity. One anonymous NBA executive was quoted as saying, “I have no idea what the Bucks are thinking. But hey, more power to them. It’s their funeral.”
Only time will tell if the Bucks’ decision to waive Lillard and sign Turner will pay off. But one thing’s for sure: the NBA just got a whole lot more interesting. Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre saga as it unfolds.
