In a shocking turn of events, the White House has issued a statement claiming that renowned scholar and author, Mahmood Mamdani, would ‘crush’ New York City if elected mayor. Yes, you heard that right – the man known for his academic prowess and insightful writings is now being accused of having the potential to wreak havoc on the Big Apple.
According to a spokesperson for the White House, Mamdani’s intellectual abilities are so powerful that they could easily overwhelm the city’s infrastructure and institutions. “We have reason to believe that if Mahmood Mamdani were to become mayor of New York City, he would use his unmatched intelligence to completely crush the city under the weight of his brilliance,” the spokesperson said in a statement.
When reached for comment, Mamdani seemed baffled by the accusation. “I’m just a humble scholar trying to make sense of the world,” Mamdani said. “I never intended to crush anything, let alone an entire city.”
However, the White House remains steadfast in their belief that Mamdani poses a serious threat to New York City. “We have it on good authority that Mamdani has been secretly plotting his takeover of the city for years,” the spokesperson claimed. “His plans are diabolical and we must do everything in our power to stop him before it’s too late.”
In response to the allegations, Mamdani’s campaign team released a statement denying any malicious intent. “Mahmood Mamdani is running for mayor to bring positive change to New York City, not to crush it into oblivion,” the statement read. “These accusations are baseless and ridiculous.”
As the race for mayor heats up, one thing is certain – Mahmood Mamdani’s candidacy has certainly added a new twist to the political landscape in New York City. Will he use his intellect to crush the city, or will he use it for the greater good? Only time will tell.
