In a bizarre turn of events, the remnants of Tropical Storm Barry have decided to take an extended vacation in eastern Mexico, bringing with them copious amounts of flooding rain. It seems Barry just couldn’t bear to leave the beautiful beaches of Cancun and Cozumel, opting instead to continue wreaking havoc on the unsuspecting locals.
Local resident Juan Perez had this to say about the unexpected visit from Barry: “I thought hurricane season was over, but apparently Barry didn’t get the memo. Now I have to deal with flooded streets and soggy socks, thanks a lot Barry.”
Meanwhile, fake meteorologist Dr. Bob Thunderstorm weighed in on the situation, stating, “Barry is like that uninvited guest who shows up to the party and just won’t leave. It’s time for Barry to pack his bags and head back out to sea where he belongs.”
Despite the inconvenience, some residents are finding humor in the situation. Local comedian Maria Sanchez joked, “I guess Barry just really wanted to experience a Mexican vacation. Maybe he’ll hit up a taco stand before he finally decides to move on.”
In a surprising twist, it seems Barry has even made some new friends during his extended stay. Fake celebrity Kim Kardashian was spotted frolicking in the floodwaters with Barry, reportedly bonding over their shared love of attention.
As the rain continues to pour down, residents are left wondering when Barry will finally bid adieu and leave them in peace. In the meantime, they can only hope for clear skies and dry feet.
So if you’re planning a trip to eastern Mexico anytime soon, be sure to pack your rain boots and a sense of humor. And remember, you never know when Tropical Storm Barry might decide to crash your vacation party.
