In a shocking turn of events, Rep. Steube has come out swinging against the Senate parliamentarian for allegedly gutting Trump’s legislative agenda. In a fiery speech on the House floor, Steube accused the parliamentarian of being a “deep state operative” intent on sabotaging the former president’s plans.
“I can’t believe what I’m hearing! This so-called parliamentarian is nothing but a puppet of the establishment,” Steube ranted. “They’re trying to undermine President Trump’s agenda at every turn, and it’s despicable!”
The parliamentarian, who has asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, responded by saying, “I’m just doing my job, following the rules and guidelines set forth by the Senate. If Rep. Steube has a problem with that, he can take it up with the majority leader.”
But Steube wasn’t backing down. “I don’t care what the rules say! President Trump’s agenda is the only thing that matters, and I will not stand idly by while it gets dismantled by some pencil-pushing bureaucrat!”
In a surprising twist, former President Trump himself weighed in on the controversy, calling the parliamentarian a “total loser” and vowing to take matters into his own hands. “I’m the best at making deals, believe me. I’ll find a way to get my agenda passed, no matter what it takes,” Trump declared.
As the drama continues to unfold in Washington, one thing is clear: Rep. Steube is not backing down in his fight to see Trump’s agenda realized. Whether he succeeds or not remains to be seen, but one thing is for certain – the comedy of errors in the Capitol never fails to entertain.