In a shocking turn of events, researchers have discovered that body fat may actually predict major health risks that the outdated BMI system misses. Yes, you read that right – all those years of obsessing over your BMI may have been for nothing!
According to Dr. Slim Thicc, a leading expert in the field of body composition, “BMI is like using a flip phone in a world of smartphones. It’s outdated and just plain wrong. Body fat percentage is where it’s at, folks.”
But don’t just take Dr. Thicc’s word for it. We spoke to Wendy McFlabby, a self-proclaimed body positivity advocate who has been championing the cause of ditching BMI for years. “I’ve been saying it all along – BMI is a scam created by the fashion industry to make us feel bad about ourselves. It’s time we start focusing on what really matters – our body fat percentage.”
So what does this mean for all of us who have been religiously tracking our BMI for years? Well, according to Dr. Thicc, it’s time to throw those outdated charts in the trash where they belong. “Forget about BMI, folks. It’s all about body fat percentage now. And trust me, you’ll thank me later.”
But not everyone is on board with this new revelation. We reached out to Dr. Slim McSkinny, a staunch defender of the BMI system, for his thoughts on the matter. “This is just ridiculous. Body fat percentage is just a fad. BMI has been around for decades for a reason. It’s simple, it’s easy to calculate, and it works. Don’t believe the hype, folks.”
In the end, the choice is yours – stick with the outdated BMI system or embrace the future with body fat percentage. Just remember, as Dr. Thicc says, “When it comes to your health, it’s not about the number on the scale, it’s about how much jiggle you’ve got. Embrace the jiggle, folks. Embrace it.”
