In a bizarre turn of events, the US Virtual Embassy in Iran has issued a hilarious and urgent plea to all Americans currently residing in the country: Get out while you still can! This comes after Iran partially reopened its airspace, sparking fears of potential danger for US citizens.
In a statement released on their website, the Virtual Embassy warned, “We strongly advise all Americans in Iran to evacuate immediately. This is not a drill. The skies are no longer safe for our citizens, and we cannot guarantee their safety if they choose to remain in the country.”
The news has left many Americans scratching their heads, with some wondering if the Virtual Embassy even exists in the first place. One confused citizen, Karen Smith, commented, “I didn’t even know we had a Virtual Embassy in Iran. Can we visit it in virtual reality?”
But the urgency of the situation was made clear by Virtual Ambassador John Doe, who said, “We may be virtual, but our concern for American lives is very real. We urge all citizens to heed our warning and leave Iran immediately. Virtual hugs and kisses to all!”
Despite the serious tone of the warning, some Americans couldn’t help but see the humor in the situation. Fake news reporter, Bob Johnson, quipped, “I guess the Virtual Embassy is really living up to its name. Maybe they can send us all virtual plane tickets to get out of here!”
As tensions continue to rise between the US and Iran, one thing is for certain: The Virtual Embassy is not messing around when it comes to the safety of American citizens. So if you find yourself in Iran, heed their warning and get out while you still can. And remember, in the virtual world, safety always comes first!
