In a shocking turn of events, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has filed a lawsuit against President Trump over his recent executive order targeting birthright citizenship. The lawsuit claims that the order is unconstitutional and violates the rights of millions of Americans. However, the Supreme Court has just cleared the path for the order to take effect, leaving many scratching their heads and wondering what the future holds for those born in the US.
In a press conference outside the Supreme Court, ACLU spokesperson, Ima Loony, expressed her outrage over the decision. “This is a blatant attack on our democracy and we will not stand for it. We will fight tooth and nail to protect the rights of every American, no matter where they were born.”
Meanwhile, President Trump took to Twitter to celebrate the Supreme Court’s decision. “I told you I would make America great again! This birthright order is just the beginning of my plan to secure our borders and protect our country from foreign invaders,” he tweeted.
But not everyone is convinced of the president’s intentions. Fake news correspondent, Joe Schmoe, had this to say on his show, “The Schmoe Report”: “I mean, come on, does anyone really believe that Trump cares about birthright citizenship? This is just a distraction from his latest scandal involving a missing toupee.”
As the legal battle heats up, ordinary Americans are left wondering what the future holds for them. Fake news anchor, Sally Silliness, tried to lighten the mood on her show, “The Silly Hour”, by joking, “I guess we should all start practicing our Canadian accents, eh? Who knew that being born in the US would become such a liability?”
In the midst of all the chaos and confusion, one thing is clear: the fight for birthright citizenship is far from over. Will the ACLU be able to stop Trump’s executive order in its tracks? Only time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates on this ridiculous saga.
