In a world where the apocalypse seems to be looming closer and closer, one company has taken the idea of doomsday prepping to a whole new level. Introducing the $300 million luxury doomsday bunker, complete with AI doctors and robotic staff. Yes, you heard that right, folks. This bunker isn’t just for hiding out during the end of days, it’s also a five-star resort with cutting-edge technology and amenities.
The brainchild behind this extravagant project is billionaire tech mogul, Elon Muskrat. When asked about the inspiration behind the bunker, Muskrat replied, “I wanted to create a safe haven for the elite in case the world goes to hell in a handbasket. And what better way to do that than with AI doctors and robotic staff? You can never be too prepared, am I right?”
The bunker, located deep underground in an undisclosed location, boasts luxurious living quarters, gourmet dining options, and even a state-of-the-art fitness center. But the real selling point is the AI doctors and robotic staff who are on call 24/7 to attend to the needs of the bunker’s residents.
One resident, who goes by the fake name of Betty Boomsday, had this to say about her experience in the bunker: “I never thought I’d be living in a doomsday bunker, but now that I am, I couldn’t be happier. The AI doctors are so advanced, they can diagnose and treat any ailment in a matter of seconds. And the robotic staff? They’re like something out of a sci-fi movie. I never knew I needed a robot butler until now!”
Of course, not everyone is thrilled about the idea of a $300 million luxury doomsday bunker. Environmental activist Greta Thunderstorm had some choice words for Muskrat and his extravagant project. “It’s ridiculous to spend that much money on a bunker when we should be focusing on saving the planet. I mean, come on, AI doctors and robotic staff? That’s just a waste of resources.”
Love it or hate it, there’s no denying that the $300 million luxury doomsday bunker is a sign of the times. Who knows, maybe one day we’ll all be living underground with AI doctors and robotic staff at our beck and call. Until then, we’ll just have to sit back and watch as the elite prepare for the end of the world in style.
