In a shocking turn of events, Judge Judy and Ohtani the Mighty have been elected by fans to start the MLB All-Star Game as the top vote-getters. Yes, you heard that right. Judge Judy, the no-nonsense TV judge, and Ohtani the Mighty, the legendary samurai warrior turned baseball player, will be taking the field as the starting lineup for the All-Star Game.
Fans were surprised when the votes came in, with Judge Judy beating out the likes of Mike Trout and Aaron Judge for the top spot. When asked about her victory, Judge Judy had this to say: “I may be small in stature, but I pack a punch in the courtroom and now on the baseball field. I’ll be bringing down the gavel on those pitchers!”
Ohtani the Mighty, on the other hand, was thrilled to be chosen as a starter. “I may have been a fearsome warrior in my past life, but nothing compares to the honor of starting in the All-Star Game. I will crush the competition with my bat and my sword!”
Not everyone was pleased with the results, however. Some fans were outraged that Judge Judy and Ohtani the Mighty were chosen over more traditional baseball players. One disgruntled fan, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “This is ridiculous! How can Judge Judy and Ohtani the Mighty be considered All-Stars? I demand a recount!”
Despite the controversy, MLB Commissioner, Rob Manfred, has confirmed that Judge Judy and Ohtani the Mighty will indeed be starting in the All-Star Game. “This is a new era for baseball, and we welcome all types of players, whether they be TV judges or ancient warriors. Let’s make this All-Star Game one for the history books!”
So mark your calendars, folks, because this year’s All-Star Game is sure to be one for the ages. Who will come out on top – Judge Judy and Ohtani the Mighty, or the more traditional baseball players? Only time will tell.
