In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that San Francisco 49ers star George Kittle has been secretly using an iconic Nike driver from 2014 as his secret golf weapon. Despite having access to the latest and greatest golf equipment, Kittle has stuck with his trusty old driver, much to the confusion of his fellow golfing buddies.
When asked about his unusual choice of equipment, Kittle simply shrugged and said, “I don’t know, man. This driver just feels right in my hands. Plus, it’s got a few dents and scratches on it, so I know it’s been through some battles. It’s like my own personal Excalibur.”
Kittle’s golfing buddies, including fellow NFL stars like Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, have been baffled by his decision to stick with the outdated driver. Mahomes joked, “I offered to buy him a new driver, but he just laughed and said, ‘Nah, this baby still has some magic left in it.'”
Even golf pros like Tiger Woods have weighed in on Kittle’s choice, with Woods saying, “I’ve never seen anything like it. But hey, if it works for him, who am I to judge? Maybe I should start using my old putter from high school.”
Despite the skepticism from his peers, Kittle continues to dominate on the golf course with his trusty old driver. His golfing buddy, Jimmy Garoppolo, commented, “I don’t know how he does it, but every time he pulls out that old driver, he hits the ball a mile. It’s like he’s got some sort of secret weapon hidden in that thing.”
So, next time you see George Kittle teeing off with his ancient Nike driver, just remember – sometimes, the key to success is sticking with what works, no matter how outdated it may seem. And who knows, maybe that old driver has a few more surprises up its sleeve.
