In a shocking turn of events, Senate Republican, Senator McRib McFlurry, has announced that he will be launching an investigation into President Joe Biden’s use of the autopen. Yes, you read that right, the autopen.
For those of you who are not familiar with the autopen, it is a machine that can replicate a person’s signature. And apparently, President Biden has been using it to sign official documents. But Senator McRib McFlurry is not convinced that this is a legitimate use of the autopen.
“I mean, come on, folks. How do we even know if it’s really President Biden signing these documents? For all we know, it could be his cat, Mr. Whiskers, using the autopen,” Senator McRib McFlurry said in a statement.
The senator is demanding to see a paper trail of President Biden’s autopen use, citing concerns about the president’s mental capacity.
“I’m not saying that President Biden is not fit to serve, but I am saying that we need to make sure that he is the one actually making these decisions and not some robot or alien impostor,” Senator McRib McFlurry quipped.
When asked for a response, White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, laughed off the investigation, saying, “I can assure you that President Biden is in full control of his mental faculties and is perfectly capable of signing his own name. And as for Mr. Whiskers, I can confirm that he is more interested in chasing mice than signing executive orders.”
The American public is divided on the issue, with some questioning the validity of President Biden’s autopen use, while others are simply amused by the whole situation.
In the meantime, Senator McRib McFlurry’s investigation continues, as he digs deeper into the mysterious world of autopens and presidential incapacity. Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre and hilarious saga.
