In a shocking turn of events, it has been reported that Andrew Cuomo is likely to drop out of the NYC mayoral race following his primary defeat. The news comes as a blow to the former governor, who was hoping to make a political comeback after his resignation in disgrace.
According to sources close to Cuomo, the defeat in the primary was a major blow to his ego. “Andrew is devastated by the loss,” said one insider. “He was so sure he had it in the bag, but the voters had other plans.”
In a statement released to the press, Cuomo expressed his disappointment at the outcome of the primary. “I am deeply saddened by the results of the election,” he said. “But fear not, my fellow New Yorkers, for I shall rise again like a phoenix from the ashes!”
However, it seems that Cuomo’s political ambitions may have hit a roadblock. According to reports, he is seriously considering dropping out of the race altogether. “I just don’t think I have the stomach for another grueling campaign,” Cuomo reportedly told a close confidante. “I think I’ll just focus on my cooking show instead.”
The news of Cuomo’s potential withdrawal from the race has sent shockwaves through the political establishment in NYC. “It’s a sad day for politics when someone as experienced and talented as Andrew Cuomo decides to throw in the towel,” said one prominent political commentator. “But hey, at least now we can all look forward to his new show, ‘Cooking with Cuomo’.”
As the dust settles on the NYC mayoral race, one thing is clear: Andrew Cuomo may have lost the battle, but he hasn’t lost his sense of humor. “I may not be mayor, but at least I can still whip up a mean risotto,” Cuomo quipped in a recent interview. “And that’s all that really matters in the end, isn’t it?”
Only time will tell what the future holds for Cuomo, but one thing is for certain: his cooking show is sure to be a hit!
