Cuomo’s Mayoral Hopes Crushed, Drops Out of Race – More Time for His Book Deal!

In a shocking turn of events, Andrew Cuomo is reportedly considering dropping out of the NYC mayoral race after suffering a humiliating defeat in the primary. The once-powerful politician, known for his iron-fist rule and questionable tactics, seems to have finally met his match in the voters of New York City.

Sources close to Cuomo have revealed that he is devastated by the loss and is seriously contemplating throwing in the towel. One insider, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, “Andrew is beside himself. He never expected to be rejected by the people he has ruled over for so long. It’s a real blow to his ego.”

In a desperate bid to salvage his reputation, Cuomo has been reaching out to his old allies for support. However, it seems that even they are hesitant to come to his aid. One former colleague, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said, “I just can’t bring myself to support him anymore. He’s become a laughingstock in the political world.”

When reached for comment, Cuomo’s campaign manager, Joe Schmo, issued a statement saying, “We are currently assessing our options and will make a decision in the coming days. Andrew remains committed to serving the people of New York, but understands that sometimes it’s best to bow out gracefully.”

Despite his efforts to save face, it seems that Cuomo’s political career may be on its last legs. As one political analyst put it, “It’s like watching a sinking ship. Cuomo’s time in the spotlight may be coming to an end.”

Only time will tell if Andrew Cuomo will ultimately drop out of the race, but one thing is for sure – the voters of New York City have spoken, and they have made it clear that they are ready for a change. And who knows, maybe Cuomo can find a new career in comedy – after all, his political career has certainly been a joke.

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