In a shocking turn of events, Iran has finally gotten what they’ve been wishing for all these years – the destruction of their nuclear facilities by none other than President Donald Trump. Yes, you heard that right, folks. Iran’s decades-long chant of “death to America” has finally come back to bite them in the you-know-what.
For years, Iran’s leaders have been spouting off fiery rhetoric against the United States, with chants of death to America becoming as common as a morning cup of coffee. But little did they know that their words would ultimately lead to their own demise.
In a recent press conference, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani was quoted as saying, “We have been saying death to America for years, but we never expected it to actually happen. This is not the outcome we were hoping for.”
Meanwhile, in a hilarious twist of fate, Trump took to Twitter to gloat about his latest accomplishment, tweeting, “Just wiped out Iran’s nuclear facilities. No biggie. #DeathToAmericaWho?”
Of course, the internet exploded with memes and jokes about the situation, with one user writing, “Who knew that all it took to destroy Iran’s nuclear program was a few well-placed tweets from Trump?”
But it wasn’t just Trump who was reveling in the chaos. Vice President Mike Pence also chimed in, saying, “Looks like Iran got a taste of their own medicine. Maybe next time they’ll think twice before chanting death to America.”
As for the Iranian people, well, let’s just say they’re not too happy about the situation. One anonymous source was quoted as saying, “We never thought Trump would actually do it. Now we’re just sitting here wondering what we did to deserve this.”
In the end, it seems that Iran’s leaders have learned a valuable lesson – be careful what you wish for. And as for Trump, well, let’s just say he’s not one to back down from a challenge, even if it means taking down a country that has been chanting death to America for decades.
