In a shocking turn of events, more Iranians with criminal histories have been arrested by ICE in Trump’s latest security sweep. According to officials, these individuals are being labeled as the ‘worst of the worst’ – a title they are surely not taking lightly.
One of the arrested individuals, Mohammad “The Menace” Akbari, was taken into custody after being caught stealing kebabs from a local food truck. When questioned about his actions, Akbari simply stated, “I couldn’t resist the delicious aroma of grilled meat. It was calling out to me, man!”
But that’s not all – another Iranian, Farhad “The Felonious Farsi” Nazari, was apprehended for his involvement in a counterfeit rug operation. When asked about his illegal activities, Nazari replied, “I was just trying to bring a little piece of Persia to America. Is that really a crime?”
ICE officials have made it clear that these arrests are part of a larger crackdown on criminal activity within the Iranian community. Acting director of ICE, Thomas Homan, stated, “We will not tolerate this flagrant disregard for the law. These Iranians think they can just waltz in here and commit crimes left and right. Well, we’re here to show them that America is not a playground for criminals.”
Despite the seriousness of the situation, some Iranians are finding humor in the absurdity of it all. One Iranian immigrant, Ali “The Jokester” Kazemi, joked, “I guess we should have stuck to selling rugs and running kebab stands. Who knew that would be considered criminal activity here?”
As the situation unfolds, one thing is clear – the Iranian community is feeling the heat of Trump’s security sweep. Whether they are truly the ‘worst of the worst’ remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure – they are definitely making headlines in a way they never expected.
