Top Biden officials have been summoned to testify about an alleged cover-up of former President Trump’s mental fitness, in what can only be described as a truly bizarre turn of events. The hearing, which is set to take place next week, has sent shockwaves through the political world and left many scratching their heads.
One official who has been called to testify is White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who has found herself in the hot seat for allegedly hiding the truth about Trump’s mental state. When asked for a comment, Psaki responded with her usual wit and charm, saying, “I can neither confirm nor deny that I have been summoned to testify. But if I were, I would simply say that the former president’s mental fitness speaks for itself. Just watch one of his rallies and you’ll see what I mean.”
Another official who is set to testify is Secretary of State Antony Blinken, who has been accused of being complicit in the cover-up. In a statement released to the press, Blinken said, “I am happy to testify and set the record straight. The former president’s mental fitness is not something that should be taken lightly. It’s like trying to have a serious conversation with a talking parrot – it’s just not possible.”
But perhaps the most surprising official who has been summoned to testify is Vice President Kamala Harris, who has been accused of being the mastermind behind the alleged cover-up. When asked for a comment, Harris simply laughed and said, “Oh please, do you really think I have time to cover up something as ridiculous as the former president’s mental fitness? I have more important things to worry about, like making sure there’s enough avocado toast in the White House cafeteria.”
As the hearing looms closer, one thing is for certain – the political world has never seen anything quite like this. Stay tuned for more updates on this truly bizarre story as it unfolds.
