In a shocking turn of events, President Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize over his supposed role in brokering a ceasefire deal between Iran and Israel. Yes, you read that right – the man who once called Kim Jong Un “Rocket Man” on Twitter is now being hailed as a peacemaker.
The nomination came as a surprise to many, with some even speculating that it must be a prank orchestrated by his team. But according to the Nobel committee, Trump’s involvement in the ceasefire negotiations was crucial in bringing peace to the region.
When asked for comment, Trump reportedly said, “I’ve always been the best at making deals. Nobody makes deals like me, believe me. This is just further proof that I am the greatest president in history.”
Critics, however, are not convinced. Some have pointed out that there is no concrete evidence of Trump’s involvement in the ceasefire talks, while others have simply laughed off the idea of him winning a Nobel Peace Prize.
One anonymous source even quipped, “If Trump wins a Nobel Peace Prize, I’ll eat my hat. And trust me, it’s a big hat.”
Meanwhile, Iranian President Hassan Rouhani and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu have both denied that Trump played any significant role in the negotiations. Rouhani was quoted as saying, “I have no idea what they’re talking about. Trump didn’t even know where Iran was on a map until last week.”
Netanyahu, on the other hand, simply rolled his eyes and said, “If Trump thinks he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for this, then I deserve a Grammy for my singing.”
As the controversy continues to unfold, one thing is for sure – the Nobel committee has certainly sparked a heated debate with this nomination. Whether or not Trump actually wins the prestigious award remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: the world of politics has never been more absurd.
