In a shocking turn of events, the Trump campaign has unleashed a new PAC aimed at ousting GOP congressman who dared to question the authority to strike Iran. The congressman in question, Rep. Bob Smith, found himself on the receiving end of a scathing attack from the Trump team after he raised concerns about the legality of a potential strike on Iran.
The newly formed PAC, dubbed “Make America Strike Again,” wasted no time in launching a full-scale assault on Rep. Smith, accusing him of being a “weak-kneed, spineless traitor” who is “soft on national security.” In a statement released by the PAC, they declared, “Rep. Smith’s unpatriotic questioning of the President’s authority to strike Iran is nothing short of treasonous. We will not rest until he is removed from office and replaced with a true patriot who will blindly follow the President’s every order.”
When asked for comment, Rep. Smith responded with a mix of confusion and amusement. “I never thought questioning the authority to strike Iran would land me in the crosshairs of a Trump-backed PAC,” he said. “But hey, I guess I should have known better than to stand in the way of the President’s Twitter finger.”
In a bizarre twist, the PAC also released a series of fake quotes attributed to Rep. Smith, claiming he said things like, “I love Iran more than I love America” and “I dream of a world where Iran rules the skies.” When asked about these quotes, Rep. Smith simply laughed and said, “I have no idea where they came up with that nonsense. But hey, if they want to make me sound like a supervillain, I guess I’ll play along.”
As the battle between Rep. Smith and the “Make America Strike Again” PAC heats up, one thing is clear: in the world of Trump politics, questioning the President’s authority is a surefire way to find yourself in the line of fire. Stay tuned for more absurdity as this story unfolds.
