In a surprising turn of events, Texas Senator Ted Cruz has come out in full support of the Houston Rockets after reports surfaced of a potential trade for NBA superstar Kevin Durant. Cruz, who is known for his love of basketball and questionable facial hair choices, couldn’t contain his excitement over the possibility of Durant joining the Rockets roster.
In a recent press conference, Cruz declared, “This trade is going to be yuge for the Rockets! Kevin Durant is a tremendous player, one of the best in the league. I can’t wait to see him in a Rockets jersey, draining threes and taking names. It’s gonna be beautiful, folks, just beautiful.”
When asked about the rumored trade package involving James Harden, Cruz responded with a smirk, “James who? We don’t need him anymore with Durant on board. The Rockets are going to be unstoppable with KD leading the charge. I might even dust off my old basketball jersey and hit the court in celebration.”
Sources close to Cruz say that he has already started planning a victory parade through the streets of Houston, complete with a giant inflatable Kevin Durant and free tacos for all attendees. The senator’s enthusiasm for the Rockets has reached new heights, with reports of him renaming his pet turtle “Durantula” in honor of the impending trade.
Not everyone is as enthusiastic as Cruz about the potential acquisition of Durant, with some fans expressing concern over the chemistry between Durant and Harden. However, Cruz remains undeterred, stating confidently, “Those two are gonna be like peanut butter and jelly on the court. Just you wait and see.”
As the trade rumors continue to swirl, one thing is certain: Ted Cruz is all in on the Rockets and their quest for NBA glory. Whether or not the Durant trade actually comes to fruition remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure – Cruz will be courtside, cheering on his beloved Rockets every step of the way.
