In a shocking turn of events, former NFL star Dez Bryant has made a bold prediction that an NFC East team will take home the Super Bowl trophy this year. And to top it off, he didn’t hold back when taking a hilarious jab at the New York Giants.
During a recent interview with our very own fake news correspondent, Bryant confidently stated, “I’ve got a feeling that one of those NFC East teams is going all the way this year. And let’s be real, it’s definitely not gonna be the Giants. I mean, come on, Eli Manning is probably still trying to figure out how to put on his helmet backwards.”
The outspoken wide receiver didn’t stop there. When asked about the Dallas Cowboys, Bryant laughingly replied, “Oh, don’t get me started on those guys. They couldn’t win a game of musical chairs if their lives depended on it. But hey, maybe this is finally their year. Or maybe not. Who knows?”
But it wasn’t all jokes and jabs from Bryant. He also had some kind words for the Philadelphia Eagles and Washington Football Team. “I gotta give credit where credit is due. The Eagles have a solid team and Washington is really stepping up their game. It wouldn’t surprise me if one of them made a deep playoff run.”
When pressed for a more specific prediction on which NFC East team will hoist the Lombardi Trophy, Bryant simply shrugged and said, “Hey, anything can happen in the NFL. That’s what makes it so exciting. But mark my words, it won’t be the Giants. Sorry, Eli.”
While Bryant’s prediction may seem far-fetched to some, one thing is for certain – the NFC East is never short on drama and surprises. So buckle up, football fans, because this season is sure to be one wild ride. And who knows, maybe Dez Bryant will have the last laugh when an unlikely NFC East team defies the odds and brings home the Super Bowl title.
