‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Beats Out ‘Elio’ and ’28 Years Later’ at Box Office; Dragons > Pretentious Art Films & Zombie Sequels

In a surprising turn of events, the long-awaited sequel to ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ has taken the box office by storm, leaving other films like ‘Elio’ and ’28 Years Later’ in its fiery wake. This dragon-centric adventure has captured the hearts of audiences everywhere, proving that when it comes to animated movies, dragons will always reign supreme.

Critics are raving about the film, with one reviewer saying, “This movie is so good, it’s practically breathing fire at the competition.” Another critic added, “I haven’t seen this many dragons in one movie since I accidentally wandered into a Dungeons and Dragons convention.”

The success of ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ has even caught the attention of Hollywood’s elite. Fake celebrity and supposed dragon enthusiast, Sir Reginald McScalesworth, was overheard saying, “I wish I could ride a dragon like Toothless. I’d be the coolest knight in all the land.” And rumor has it that fake director, Steven Spielburgers, is already planning a spin-off film called ‘How to Train Your Dragon’s Cousin’s Best Friend’s Nephew.’

Meanwhile, the films ‘Elio’ and ’28 Years Later’ are struggling to keep up with the dragon craze. Fake director Luca Guadagnino reportedly said, “I thought a love story set in Italy would be a hit, but apparently everyone just wants to watch dragons flying around. Go figure.” And fake director Danny Boil was heard lamenting, “I thought a zombie apocalypse movie would be a surefire hit, but I guess people are more interested in friendly fire-breathing creatures.”

As ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ continues to soar at the box office, it’s clear that audiences just can’t get enough of these lovable reptilian creatures. So if you’re looking for a movie that will leave you laughing, crying, and wishing you had your own pet dragon, look no further than this animated gem. Just remember, don’t try this at home – dragon training is best left to the professionals.

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