In a shocking turn of events, a satellite image has revealed the aftermath of a massive bomb strike on the Fordow nuclear facility. The image shows the once bustling facility now reduced to rubble, with smoke billowing into the sky and debris scattered everywhere.
“It looks like someone really wanted to make a bang at Fordow,” said fake expert Dr. Bob Bombastic. “I haven’t seen destruction like this since I accidentally set off a firework in my backyard last Fourth of July.”
The Fordow nuclear facility, which was rumored to be producing weapons-grade uranium, has been a target of international scrutiny for years. But it seems like someone took matters into their own hands and decided to take matters into their own hands, quite literally.
“I swear it wasn’t me,” fake President Joe Schmoe said when asked about the bombing. “I was too busy trying to figure out how to open a jar of pickles to be orchestrating a bombing campaign.”
While the true perpetrators of the bombing remain unknown, one thing is for certain – Fordow is no longer the nuclear powerhouse it once was. The facility’s director, Dr. Nuclear Boom, could not be reached for comment, as he was reportedly hiding under his desk in fear of further attacks.
In the meantime, fake Prime Minister Jane Doe has issued a statement condemning the bombing and calling for an investigation into who is responsible.
“We will not stand for this blatant act of aggression,” she said. “We will find out who did this and make sure they face the consequences, whether that be a stern talking to or a strongly worded letter.”
As the world waits for more information to come to light, one thing is clear – the Fordow nuclear facility will never be the same again. And who knows what other surprises are in store for us in the world of international espionage and intrigue. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story, only here at our number one source for satire news.
